In my other life, I teach high school English, and every year around mid-January, the girls start sliding into their desks, red-faced and ashamed, taunted by the grins of their classmates. You might think they were blushing at first glance, but we all know better.

They’ve started tanning to be nice and golden for Spring Break, and they haven’t properly prepared their skin. They want to look good but they don’t want to pay for quality product….FULL STORY